of your zodiac sign does it take to change a light bulb?
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done; they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process for the burned-out bulb.
Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1,000,000 with an error of one millionth.
Libra: Umm, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that ok with you?
Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: the sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb!?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes!
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....
Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?